Yesterday I had this conversation with my husband...
Hub: My mother told me today that my nephew is getting married on September 12. (The day we leave for Canada.)
Me: Wow. It's kind of late to get an invitation.
Hub: Yes. I'll have to send a present.
Me: Okay. Well, I know that you were really close to your nephew once, did you want to cancel our trip? I could still go.
Hub: No, I want to go to Canada.
Me: Is it a shotgun wedding? He's kind of young to get married, isn't he?
Hub: What?
Me: Is she pregnant?
Hub: I don't think so.
Hub: Oh, did I say nephew? I meant cousin. My cousin is getting married.
Me: Oh. That makes more sense! I think your sister would send you an invitation earlier than two weeks before the wedding!
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